rules of the loser
1)drop out of school as early as possible or even better get kicked out LIKE ME.

2)form an attitude problem.this can be done simply by hurling obscene gestures and language at pensioners ie,"hey grampa, go fuck yourself".

3)avoid working for as long as possible,this is a little tricky because of BASTARDS like guidence teachers who drag you to the careers office for reasons best known to themselves.

4)pick up bad habits like smoking,binge drinking and public masturbation.

5)watch t.v. all day {this unfortunatley includes day time SHITE like Trisha).

6)drink whenever possible,this includes by yoursef in the early hours of the morning.

7)DO NOT change underwear for weeks,show pride in your repulsive odour.avoid showering also.

8)develop an std like herpies,syphillis ect,the itchier the better.

9)fuck anything you can,your odour WILL repel the female species like a fucking faget at the football changing rooms.

10)enjoy your life of misery,disease and sexual frustration

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ENJOY,EL MAGNIFICO